Great list from my pal JuliaProofreader! Thank you, Julia!
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender…
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These are hysterical, Martha. And illustrative! A great share.
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You need a special brain to come up with these. Glorious!
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Thank you for the giggles! I loved it! Have a Great weekend d and stay safe.
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Too cute!
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LOL, those were fun to read. Thanks!
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Too funny ! Thanks for sharing .
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I have read these many times before. All of them. I read through them anyway. Because they are hilarious. Every one of them.
Thanks for the belly laughs.
Even more fun: Non-grammarians shaking their heads thinking, “I don’t get it.” I welcome them to my world of non-joke getting.
Happy weekend.
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Those are fun!!! Thanks for sharing that!
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